NPC
A Dead Fish
Fish Flop Attack!
The roster
Meet the jerks
Playable roster only — 87 jerks in rotation. Every face has an opinion and a once-per-round power.
Now spinning
Collectible-grade jerks
A few menaces get the turntable treatment — hover-free, gloriously pointless rotation.
87 shown
Hero
Al Lamode
Kitchen Frenzy
Hero
Alek Baldwynne
The Deal’s Done
Hero
Avarice Idolatry
Divine Tribute
Villain
Baroness Bloodthorn
Crimson Charm
Hero
Barry the Bard
Musical Monologue
Hero
Betty BangBang
Bazooka Diplomacy
NPC
Bob From Corporate
Bureaucratic Delay
NPC
Bomberton
Tick... Tick... Kaboom!
Villain
Brigitte Backstab
Sneak Stab
NPC
Broast the Fire Ghost
Story Time... or Roasting Time
Villain
Bubblor of the Damp
Lathertide Surge
NPC
Calamari Damacy
Tentacle Entanglement
Villain
Captain Stabby
Surprise Boarding
NPC
Caspian the Passive Aggressive Ghost
Emotional Haunting
Villain
Celeste Rougee
Puppet Strings
NPC
Chainsnuggle
Restraining Hug
Hero
Chance Roulet
All In
Hero
Cherise Cheerleader
Gimme a G! (for Gold)
Hero
Countess De Monet
Spare No Expense
NPC
Crouton the Quest Giver
Mandatory Optional Side Quest
Villain
Cthulhu the Forgotten God
Echoes of Worship
NPC
CyberCat
Proximity Alert
Hero
Dave the Battle Elk
Antler Smash
Villain
Demon Dude
Infernal Vibes
NPC
Die Twenty
Roll the Host
NPC
Djinn Trouble
Twisted Wish
Villain
Doctor Sinister
Masterstroke
Villain
Dr. Brainbow
Cognitive Collapse
Villain
Duke Duplicity
Identity Theft Is a Lifestyle
NPC
Eggward the Fragile
Yolk of Fate
NPC
Faceless Mob
Mob Mentality
NPC
Father Guilttrip
I Hope You’re Proud of Yourself
Hero
Flint Rockhard
Muscle Memory
NPC
Forque Yu
Stab and Vanish
Hero
Gavin Gooseflesh
Panicked Reflexes
Villain
Goblin Queen
Summon the Swarm
Hero
Granny Smithenwessen
Old-School Justice
Villain
Heartbreaker
Mixed Signals
Villain
Horrific Amalgam
Unstable Form
Hero
Ian Board
Plank of Stability
Villain
J'Accuse Jonvaljon
The Perfect Crime
Hero
Jesus Christo
The Truth Shall Set You Free
Villain
Jezebel Suckubi
Command Performance
Villain
Juicebox the Unquenchable
Forbidden Sip
Villain
Knightmare
Relentless Charge
Villain
Lady Inconvenia
One More Thing…
NPC
Little Wendy
Whispers in the Walls
Villain
Lord Chonkulus
Feast of Power
Villain
Madame Thwack
Class Is In Session
Hero
Merlin Uncertain
Spell... Something!
NPC
Mimi Mimic
Uncanny Impression
Villain
Miss Mummi
Unfinished Business
Villain
Mistress Mantis
Strike First, Apologize Later
Hero
Oswald Oddpocket
Pocket Plunge
Hero
Peck Mcbabcock
Say That Again
Villain
Petunia Sweetgore
Hide-and-Cleave
Hero
Phoebe the Feeble
Please Don’t Hurt Me
NPC
Pickles the Disgraced Familiar
Assist-ish
Villain
Professor Chromatica
Taste the Painbow
Hero
Professor Noitall
Let Me Explain
Hero
Roarus Maximus
Honor Through Victory
Hero
Robin Goode
Redistribution Protocol
NPC
Samuel Swordsworth
Wielder's Whimsy
Hero
Scarlett Sureshot
Dead-Eye Precision
NPC
Shift Shayper
Whoops! That’s Me Now
Villain
Short King
Bow Down
NPC
Sir Gooington
Oath of Slowvengeance
NPC
Snek Snek
Snek? Snek...
NPC
Squiddington
At Your Disservice
Villain
TechnoWitch
Hack the Hex
NPC
That's Just Jeff
Helpful? Kinda
NPC
The Bucket Bard
Dungeon Debut
NPC
The Grim Rapper
Drop the Doom
NPC
The Hand of Fate
You. Now.
NPC
The Janitor
Sanitation Protocol
Hero
The Legal Eagle
Objection!
Villain
The Meatlich
Mystery Meat Strike
NPC
The Obelfishk
Gaze into the Gill-void
Villain
The Puppeteer
Dance for Me
Villain
The Toilet Banshee
The Cursed Flush
Villain
The Urologist
Routine Check-Up
Hero
Valora the Valorous
Inspiring Deed
Hero
Vastt Majoritee
Major Impact
Hero
Victor Thunderpants
Thunderous Entrance
Hero
Wally the Wall
Wall Up
Hero
Zenn Gage
Aura of Tranquility